Gotta support the team… now that my team is out #NYR
Nike’d out for indoor soccer
Little Big Chunky Kids Episode #10
Tim and Chris prattle on about strangers’ bodily functions disrupting Tim’s air travel, Chris’ performance in a standup competition, being accused of smuggling beer into a bar, Facebook impersonators & fake people, plus we congratulate Jessica Simpson on having her baby. And in what may be the most racist podcast yet, we also reveal the identity of our listener in the United Arab Emirates!
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Whataburger forgot to give me croutons with my salad and I got this instead
A feast being prepared at the Cow Bells burger trailer on East Riverside in Austin
Sparkling wine & burrito… I’m a cheap date, ladies.
For years researchers suspected that the higher medical costs of obesity might be offset by the possibility that the obese would die young, and thus never rack up spending for nursing homes, Alzheimer’s care, and other pricey items.
Such measures do not sit well with all obese Americans. Advocacy groups formed to “end size discrimination” argue that it is possible to be healthy “at every size,” taking issue with the findings that obesity necessarily comes with added medical costs.
In the end, Rick Santorum may not have won the nomination, but he succeeded in getting his message out, not just to Americans, but to people all aflat the world.
My PBR can, as crushed by some asshole at Mohawk.
Lola, murderer of scorpions
Little Big Chunky Kids Episode #9
Tim & Chris rant about our foreign listeners, doing crazy shit while asleep, unnecessary applause, contacting the cast of The Office on MySpace and hanging out with them at the Playboy Mansion, and Tyler Perry’s new movie. Plus Tim picks a non-human entity in the death pool while Chris picks a couple of child stars!
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Drunk, narcissism.
Guarding the Green Room at Mohawk before JB Smoove










