December 2012
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Little Big Chunky Kids Episode #35
littlebigchunkykids: Tim, Chris, and Skywatcher combine powers to talk about work bathrooms, the Most Fascinating People of 2012, Tim’s beef with the USPS, new ways to get high, and making pizzas. Little Big Chunky Kids #35
Dec 13th
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August 2012
1 post
Little Big Chunky Kids Episode #23
littlebigchunkykids: Tim and Chris (along with SKYWATCHER) start by issuing an apology then hoot and holler about NBC’s coverage of the London 2012 Closing Ceremony, sightings of UFO and Illuminati symbolism at the OIympics, Mars Curiosity skepticism and planning a Mars colony, Pope prophecies, and we discuss Tim’s role as Helmet Boy in ‘The Greenskeeper.’ And we both pick pseudo celebrities in...
Aug 15th
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July 2012
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Jul 7th
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June 2012
7 posts
Jun 22nd
“Patrons who went to see the leak reported the liquid “only smelled like beer”...”
– “Free beer fountain” just wastewater
Jun 19th
“Intelligent people are more likely to be nocturnal because humans are designed...”
– Quick study: Satoshi Kanazawa on intelligence: The disadvantage of smarts | The Economist
Jun 17th
“Witnesses told police they saw Martinez masturbating in front of Zavala...”
– Man charged with indecent exposure after incident at elementary school | The Blotter
Jun 13th
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Jun 11th
“Typical of most cave art, there are no paintings of complete human figures,...”
– Chauvet Cave - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jun 10th
Little Big Chunky Kids Episode #14
littlebigchunkykids: Tim and Chris mouth off about Tim’s desire to file a lawsuit, cannibalism and planning for the apocalypse, a couple of newsworthy Playmates, Justin Bieber’s recent mishaps,’Men at Work’ on TBS, and we unveil new twitter feuds! Download Little Big Chunky Kids Episode #14
Jun 4th
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May 2012
15 posts
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“29 states do not require bicycle helmets for children. “Not everyone can...”
– From seat belts to drug monitoring, states can cut injuries
May 24th
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Little Big Chunky Kids Episode #10
littlebigchunkykids: Tim and Chris prattle on about strangers’ bodily functions disrupting Tim’s air travel, Chris’ performance in a standup competition, being accused of smuggling beer into a bar, Facebook impersonators & fake people, plus we congratulate Jessica Simpson on having her baby. And in what may be the most racist podcast yet, we also reveal the identity of our listener in the...
May 7th
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May 3rd
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“For years researchers suspected that the higher medical costs of obesity might...”
– As America’s waistline expands, costs soar | Reuters
May 2nd
“Such measures do not sit well with all obese Americans. Advocacy groups formed...”
– As America’s waistline expands, costs soar | Reuters
May 2nd
“In the end, Rick Santorum may not have won the nomination, but he succeeded in...”
– Jimmy Kimmel
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April 2012
12 posts
Apr 30th
Little Big Chunky Kids Episode #9
littlebigchunkykids: Tim & Chris rant about our foreign listeners, doing crazy shit while asleep, unnecessary applause, contacting the cast of The Office on MySpace and hanging out with them at the Playboy Mansion, and Tyler Perry’s new movie. Plus Tim picks a non-human entity in the death pool while Chris picks a couple of child stars! Read More
Apr 30th
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Apr 23rd
Little Big Chunky Kids Episode #8
I’m proud of this idiocy… littlebigchunkykids: Tim & Chris blather about bikers and traffic, ‘The B in Apartment 23’ and primetime TV, Wikifeet and used socks on eBay, hookers from Colombia and Nevada, and our fat kid mascot. Plus we make another round of death pool picks and Chris’ are themed! Little Big Chunky Kids Episode #8
Apr 21st
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Apr 19th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
Little Big Chunky Kids Episode #6
littlebigchunkykids: Tim & Chris blab about bitchy wedding planners, the stupidity of April Fools, a Richard Lewis story, awkwardly getting a girl’s number, house hunting/storage/cooking shows, and Tim’s free meals at work. We also pick people that we think will die soon in the LBCK Death Pool! Little Big Chunky Kids Episode #6
Apr 5th
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March 2012
11 posts
Little Big Chunky Kids Episode #5
littlebigchunkykids: Tim & Chris chat about Tim’s birthday party, SkyMall products, the status of Gallagher’s heart plus FIVE death pool picks each, visiting the Playboy Mansion/Playboy Club, James Cameron’s dive in the Mariana Trench, and fucking with Jose Canseco. Little Big Chunky Kids Episode #5
Mar 30th
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“NFL quarterback Tim Tebow is scheduled to be the guest speaker on Easter at...”
– Community Briefing: Lakeway considering hazardous waste center; Tim Tebow coming to Georgetown for Easter
Mar 25th
Mar 24th
Little Big Chunky Kids Episode #4
I do a podcast because I’m a narcissist. Indulge me, please. littlebigchunkykids: Tim & Chris discuss the rollercoasters at Six Flags and the cholas that ride them, Chris’ trip to Italy, Mario Lopez’ underwear line, interacting with a barely lucid Ozzy Osbourne, and we decide to start a twitter feud. Plus we come up with a new opportunity for bonus pointage in the celebrity death...
Mar 24th
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“Tebow’s arrival will actually create history at the deli, renowned for its...”
– Carnegie Deli to introduce ‘Jetbow’ - Jets Blog - ESPN New York
Mar 24th
Mar 5th
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“7. dr arshad iqbal says: dear sir your thick burger excellent last night at 10pm...”
– From a review of Hardee’s in Lahore
Mar 5th
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Mar 5th
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“Jenkins also has four children ranging in age from 3 years to 3 months,...”
– Marla Ridenour: Terry Bowden gave Janoris Jenkins a chance, now it’s NFL’s turn - Browns - Ohio
Mar 4th
“Arabo was featured in the game Def Jam Fight For NY, in which the players’...”
– Jacob Arabo - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Mar 3rd
“The Austin Police Department would like to remind citizens: Officers will not...”
– Police seek suspects in officer impersonation case | The Blotter
Mar 3rd