Tim and Chris (along with SKYWATCHER) start by issuing an apology then hoot and holler about NBC’s coverage of the London 2012 Closing Ceremony, sightings of UFO and Illuminati symbolism at the OIympics, Mars Curiosity skepticism and planning a Mars colony, Pope prophecies, and we discuss Tim’s role as Helmet Boy in ‘The Greenskeeper.’ And we both pick pseudo celebrities in the Death Pool!
“Intelligent people are more likely to be nocturnal because humans are designed to wake up when the sun comes up and go to sleep when the sun goes down. They are more likely to be homosexual, because humans are evolutionarily designed to reproduce heterosexually. They are more likely to enjoy instrumental music because music in its evolutionary origin was vocal, and they are more likely to consume alcohol, cigarettes and drugs because all of these substances are evolutionarily novel.”—Quick study: Satoshi Kanazawa on intelligence: The disadvantage of smarts | The Economist
“Witnesses told police they saw Martinez masturbating in front of Zavala Elementary School at 310 Robert Martinez Jr. St. about 6:45 p.m. on May 24, the affidavit said. Several children were at the school and some were in a park a few feet away from Martinez, the affidavit said
When officers arrived, they saw Martinez running down the street without a shirt, the affidavit said. Martinez told officers that “he was out jogging trying to get back in shape,” it said.”—Man charged with indecent exposure after incident at elementary school | The Blotter
Tim and Chris mouth off about Tim’s desire to file a lawsuit, cannibalism and planning for the apocalypse, a couple of newsworthy Playmates, Justin Bieber’s recent mishaps,’Men at Work’ on TBS, and we unveil new twitter feuds!
Tim and Chris prattle on about strangers’ bodily functions disrupting Tim’s air travel, Chris’ performance in a standup competition, being accused of smuggling beer into a bar, Facebook impersonators & fake people, plus we congratulate Jessica Simpson on having her baby. And in what may be the most racist podcast yet, we also reveal the identity of our listener in the United Arab Emirates!
“For years researchers suspected that the higher medical costs of obesity might be offset by the possibility that the obese would die young, and thus never rack up spending for nursing homes, Alzheimer’s care, and other pricey items.”—As America’s waistline expands, costs soar | Reuters
“Such measures do not sit well with all obese Americans. Advocacy groups formed to “end size discrimination” argue that it is possible to be healthy “at every size,” taking issue with the findings that obesity necessarily comes with added medical costs.”—As America’s waistline expands, costs soar | Reuters
Tim & Chris rant about our foreign listeners, doing crazy shit while asleep, unnecessary applause, contacting the cast of The Office on MySpace and hanging out with them at the Playboy Mansion, and Tyler Perry’s new movie. Plus Tim picks a non-human entity in the death pool while Chris picks a couple of child stars!
Tim & Chris blather about bikers and traffic, ‘The B in Apartment 23’ and primetime TV, Wikifeet and used socks on eBay, hookers from Colombia and Nevada, and our fat kid mascot. Plus we make another round of death pool picks and Chris’ are themed!
Tim & Chris blab about bitchy wedding planners, the stupidity of April Fools, a Richard Lewis story, awkwardly getting a girl’s number, house hunting/storage/cooking shows, and Tim’s free meals at work. We also pick people that we think will die soon in the LBCK Death Pool!
Tim & Chris chat about Tim’s birthday party, SkyMall products, the status of Gallagher’s heart plus FIVE death pool picks each, visiting the Playboy Mansion/Playboy Club, James Cameron’s dive in the Mariana Trench, and fucking with Jose Canseco.
“NFL quarterback Tim Tebow is scheduled to be the guest speaker on Easter at Celebration Church’s Westinghouse Road campus. Church officials anticipate 20,000 people will attend the free outdoor worship service, which starts at 10 a.m. The service will be held on the Rabbit Hill Road side of the church campus, with gates opening at 8 a.m. There will be no on-site parking, but a free shuttle service will be available, providing rides from Texas State University – Round Rock, Round Rock Premium Outlets and Dell Diamond, said Tara Wall, a Celebration Church spokeswoman. — Brad Stutzman, Round Rock Leader”—Community Briefing: Lakeway considering hazardous waste center; Tim Tebow coming to Georgetown for Easter
Tim & Chris discuss the rollercoasters at Six Flags and the cholas that ride them, Chris’ trip to Italy, Mario Lopez’ underwear line, interacting with a barely lucid Ozzy Osbourne, and we decide to start a twitter feud. Plus we come up with a new opportunity for bonus pointage in the celebrity death pool!
“7. dr arshad iqbal says: dear sir your thick burger excellent last night at 10pm i came and got combe burger still half was left and i went to get drink coca cola when i came back girl with blacksuit and a boy was clening the table i said to her still half of my berger is left you cleaned i was shocked i asked name of girl name was i think nasreen please ask your staff please check whether the burger i properly fininshed or not on cctv my brother dr shahid was sitting in front of me in shilwar kameez near delivery corner pillar thanks dr arshad”—From a review of Hardee’s in Lahore