Tim, Chris, and Skywatcher combine powers to talk about work bathrooms, the Most Fascinating People of 2012, Tim’s beef with the USPS, new ways to get high, and making pizzas.
Tim and Chris (along with SKYWATCHER) start by issuing an apology then hoot and holler about NBC’s coverage of the London 2012 Closing Ceremony, sightings of UFO and Illuminati symbolism at the OIympics, Mars Curiosity skepticism and planning a Mars colony, Pope prophecies, and we discuss Tim’s role as Helmet Boy in ‘The Greenskeeper.’ And we both pick pseudo celebrities in the Death Pool!
Hockey locker room Jesus statue (Taken with Instagram)
I think they sell signs (Taken with Instagram)
FYI - I dominate Wave Race 64 stunt mode (Taken with Instagram)
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“Patrons who went to see the leak reported the liquid “only smelled like beer” and “didn’t taste good.” — “Free beer fountain” just wastewater
“Intelligent people are more likely to be nocturnal because humans are designed to wake up when the sun comes up and go to sleep when the sun goes down. They are more likely to be homosexual, because humans are evolutionarily designed to reproduce heterosexually. They are more likely to enjoy instrumental music because music in its evolutionary origin was vocal, and they are more likely to consume alcohol, cigarettes and drugs because all of these substances are evolutionarily novel.” — Quick study: Satoshi Kanazawa on intelligence: The disadvantage of smarts | The Economist
“Witnesses told police they saw Martinez masturbating in front of Zavala Elementary School at 310 Robert Martinez Jr. St. about 6:45 p.m. on May 24, the affidavit said. Several children were at the school and some were in a park a few feet away from Martinez, the affidavit said
When officers arrived, they saw Martinez running down the street without a shirt, the affidavit said. Martinez told officers that “he was out jogging trying to get back in shape,” it said.”
— Man charged with indecent exposure after incident at elementary school | The Blotter
This guy loves riding horses (Taken with Instagram)
“Typical of most cave art, there are no paintings of complete human figures, although there is one partial “Venus” figure composed of a vulva attached to an incomplete pair of legs.” — Chauvet Cave - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Tim and Chris mouth off about Tim’s desire to file a lawsuit, cannibalism and planning for the apocalypse, a couple of newsworthy Playmates, Justin Bieber’s recent mishaps,’Men at Work’ on TBS, and we unveil new twitter feuds!
A sweet ad I saw in an old Playboy magazine
Eating and BYOBing at @cowbells512
“29 states do not require bicycle helmets for children. “Not everyone can afford helmets for their children and it’s important for children to get exercise in light of all the concern about childhood obesity,” Gielen says.” — From seat belts to drug monitoring, states can cut injuries