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Little Big Chunky Kids Episode #35

Wed, 12 Dec 2012 21:58:02 -0600

Tim, Chris, and Skywatcher combine powers to talk about work bathrooms, the Most Fascinating People of 2012, Tim’s beef with the USPS, new ways to get high, and making pizzas.

Little Big Chunky Kids #35

Little Big Chunky Kids Episode #23

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 22:24:16 -0500

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Tim and Chris (along with SKYWATCHER) start by issuing an apology then hoot and holler about NBC’s coverage of the London 2012 Closing Ceremony, sightings of UFO and Illuminati symbolism at the OIympics, Mars Curiosity skepticism and planning a Mars colony, Pope prophecies, and we discuss Tim’s role as Helmet Boy in ‘The Greenskeeper.’ And we both pick pseudo celebrities in the Death Pool!

Little Big Chunky Kids #23

Hockey locker room Jesus statue (Taken with Instagram)

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 17:20:43 -0500

Hockey locker room Jesus statue (Taken with Instagram)

I think they sell signs (Taken with Instagram)

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 16:48:07 -0500

I think they sell signs (Taken with Instagram)

FYI - I dominate Wave Race 64 stunt mode (Taken with Instagram)

Sun, 01 Jul 2012 23:22:10 -0500

FYI - I dominate Wave Race 64 stunt mode (Taken with Instagram)

VICE Guide to Karachi: Pakistan’s Most Violent City (by ...

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 17:40:46 -0500

VICE Guide to Karachi: Pakistan’s Most Violent City (by @vice)

"Patrons who went to see the leak reported the liquid “only smelled like beer” and “didn’t taste..."

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 21:17:18 -0500

“Patrons who went to see the leak reported the liquid “only smelled like beer” and “didn’t taste good.””

- “Free beer fountain” just wastewater

"Intelligent people are more likely to be nocturnal because humans are designed to wake up when the..."

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 11:17:14 -0500

“Intelligent people are more likely to be nocturnal because humans are designed to wake up when the sun comes up and go to sleep when the sun goes down. They are more likely to be homosexual, because humans are evolutionarily designed to reproduce heterosexually. They are more likely to enjoy instrumental music because music in its evolutionary origin was vocal, and they are more likely to consume alcohol, cigarettes and drugs because all of these substances are evolutionarily novel.”

- Quick study: Satoshi Kanazawa on intelligence: The disadvantage of smarts | The Economist

"Witnesses told police they saw Martinez masturbating in front of Zavala Elementary School at 310..."

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 14:56:46 -0500

“Witnesses told police they saw Martinez masturbating in front of Zavala Elementary School at 310 Robert Martinez Jr. St. about 6:45 p.m. on May 24, the affidavit said. Several children were at the school and some were in a park a few feet away from Martinez, the affidavit said
When officers arrived, they saw Martinez running down the street without a shirt, the affidavit said. Martinez told officers that “he was out jogging trying to get back in shape,” it said.”

- Man charged with indecent exposure after incident at elementary school | The Blotter

This guy loves riding horses (Taken with Instagram)

Sun, 10 Jun 2012 18:13:11 -0500

This guy loves riding horses (Taken with Instagram)

"Typical of most cave art, there are no paintings of complete human figures, although there is one..."

Sun, 10 Jun 2012 02:07:10 -0500

“Typical of most cave art, there are no paintings of complete human figures, although there is one partial “Venus” figure composed of a vulva attached to an incomplete pair of legs.”

- Chauvet Cave - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Little Big Chunky Kids Episode #14

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 17:29:54 -0500

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Tim and Chris mouth off about Tim’s desire to file a lawsuit, cannibalism and planning for the apocalypse, a couple of newsworthy Playmates, Justin Bieber’s recent mishaps,’Men at Work’ on TBS, and we unveil new twitter feuds!

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A sweet ad I saw in an old Playboy magazine

Tue, 29 May 2012 18:29:36 -0500

A sweet ad I saw in an old Playboy magazine

Eating and BYOBing at @cowbells512

Fri, 25 May 2012 20:15:27 -0500

Eating and BYOBing at @cowbells512

"29 states do not require bicycle helmets for children. “Not everyone can afford helmets for..."

Thu, 24 May 2012 00:37:42 -0500

“29 states do not require bicycle helmets for children. “Not everyone can afford helmets for their children and it’s important for children to get exercise in light of all the concern about childhood obesity,” Gielen says.”

- From seat belts to drug monitoring, states can cut injuries

Thermostatal alignment

Sat, 19 May 2012 02:28:53 -0500

Thermostatal alignment

Gotta support the team… now that my team is out #NYR

Sat, 12 May 2012 20:05:37 -0500

Gotta support the team… now that my team is out #NYR

Nike’d out for indoor soccer

Fri, 11 May 2012 21:12:51 -0500

Nike’d out for indoor soccer

How the fuck is this real?

Wed, 09 May 2012 16:10:22 -0500

How the fuck is this real?

Little Big Chunky Kids Episode #10

Sun, 06 May 2012 21:05:48 -0500

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Tim and Chris prattle on about strangers’ bodily functions disrupting Tim’s air travel, Chris’ performance in a standup competition, being accused of smuggling beer into a bar, Facebook impersonators & fake people, plus we congratulate Jessica Simpson on having her baby. And in what may be the most racist podcast yet, we also reveal the identity of our listener in the United Arab Emirates!

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